Posted 29 minutes ago
![thedailywhat:
False Alarm of the Day: In light of an explosion of news stories about cannibalism over the past week, the Centers for Disease Control have issued a statement reassuring us that zombies are not real, and we can go about our business without fear of a zombie apocalypse. People eating each other’s body parts due to the effects of synthetic drugs, on the other hand …
The CDC told the Huffington Post that “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
Well, that’s reassuring, coming from the same agency that has a detailed webpage about zombie apocalypse preparedness.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my bunker.
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False Alarm of the Day: In light of an explosion of news stories about cannibalism over the past week, the Centers for Disease Control have issued a statement reassuring us that zombies are not real, and we can go about our business without fear of a zombie apocalypse. People eating each other’s body parts due to the effects of synthetic drugs, on the other hand …
The CDC told the Huffington Post that “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
Well, that’s reassuring, coming from the same agency that has a detailed webpage about zombie apocalypse preparedness.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my bunker.
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Posted 12 hours ago
A diabetic woman passed out and crashed into a bar in Minnesota. There were no serious injuries.
you’ve got to be shitting me?!
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
Posted 20 hours ago
From Colorado; ex-servicemen (navy); college grad; Latino (yes, i speak español); love good food & booze; i can be a bit of a pervert at times, but hey, i'm only human; i like random cool shit that catches my attention for more than 3 seconds, which means that i have an open mind to just about anything and everything. hasta luego! =)
